I enjoy long conversations with my dog. My cat belittles my ideas, so I don’t engage in conversation with that asshole.

I hail from the land of former Yugoslavia. I hear Tito was pretty rad. I wouldn’t know, personally.

Lover of orange tea, stylish wrist watches, metaphysical activity and house plants.

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